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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Podcast
@beachtoosandy
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews. Hosted by @xtineschiefer & @xandyschiefer 🏖️🌊 Click to listen 👇🏻
  • Entertainment
  • Following 48
  • Followers 38.4K
  • Engagement 1.65%
  • Avg comments 3

About Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet (@beachtoosandy) is a Podcast creator on Instagram, also filed under Entertainment. The account has 38,437 followers and 837 published posts. Recent posts average 516 likes and 3 comments, an engagement rate of 1.65%.

With 38.4K followers, Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet is a micro creator by the common 10,000 to 100,000 definition. Set against 48 accounts followed, the audience works out to about 801 followers per account Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet follows. Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet is set up as an Instagram business account. Flinque files Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet under Podcast, with Entertainment as a secondary category.

The Instagram bio for Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet runs to 16 words across 2 lines. The bio mentions @xtineschiefer and @xandyschiefer. The latest activity Flinque has on record for Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet dates from June 2026.

837 Posts

Of the 10 most recent posts shown for Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet, 8 are videos and 2 are carousels. That mix leans toward videos. Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet has built a substantial archive of 837 posts. Against the audience, that is roughly 46 followers for each post published. All 10 carry captions, averaging 23 words each. The captions are written mainly in English. Words that recur across them include comment, we’ll, send, episode and comedypodcast. The captions tag #beachtoosandy, #comedypodcast, #beachtoosandywatertoowet, #bookreviews and #podcastclips.

Some books should have stayed behind closed doors.

Comment “DOOR” and we’ll send you the full episode.

#BeachTooSandy #FunnyReviews #BookReviews #ComedyPodcast #RomanceBooks
Imagine leaving karaoke in tears and somehow things still getting worse. 🎤😬

Comment “KARAOKE” and we’ll send you our latest episode.

#BeachTooSandy #KaraokeNight #FunnyReviews #PodcastClips #BadReviews
At this point, nothing surprises us anymore.

Comment “GUESS” and we’ll send you the full episode where we read reviews and try to figure out what they’re actually about.

#BeachTooSandy #PodcastClips #BookReviews #ComedyPodcast #Shakespeare
Some of these reviews were written about Shakespeare. Somehow.

Comment “GAME” and we’ll send you the full episode 🎭

#BeachTooSandy #WaterTooWet #BookReviews #Shakespeare #PodcastClips
The fact that Shakespeare was still a reasonable guess says a lot.

Comment “GUESS” and we’ll send you the episode.

#BeachTooSandy #PodcastClips #FunnyPodcast #BookReviews #Shakespeare
Would you rather drink the Mountain Dew or push your grandma down the stairs?

Comment “DEW” and we’ll send you our latest episode!

#beachtoosandy #beachtoosandywatertoowet #comedypodcast #costco #onestarreview
Try this out next time you want someone’s number!

#beachtoosandy #beachtoosandywatertoowet #comedypodcast #columbuszoo #onestarreview
In their defense, it’s not Beverage King.

Comment “READ” and we’ll send you our latest episode!

#beachtoosandy #beachtoosandywatertoowet #comedypodcast #burgerking #yelpreview
“The home of misery” feels a little dramatic, but okay.

#beachtoosandy #beachtoosandywatertoowet #comedypodcast #columbusohio #onestarreview
The devil was working overtime on that Goodreads shelf.

Comment “PEEP” and we’ll send you the full episode!

#beachtoosandy #beachtoosandywatertoowet #comedypodcast #bookreview #goodreads

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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet's engagement

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet's engagement rate on Instagram is 1.65%, between 1% and 3%, or 1 to 3 likes and comments per 100 followers. On a typical post that comes to about 1 like or comment for every 61 followers. Likes outnumber comments by roughly 172 to 1, with 516 likes and 3 comments on an average post, so most reactions are taps rather than replies.

Engagement rate

1.65%

Avg likes
516
Avg comments
3
Interactions : followers
1 : 61

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Who is Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet?

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet (@beachtoosandy) is a Podcast creator on Instagram, also filed under Entertainment. Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet is set up as an Instagram business account. The Instagram bio for Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet runs to 16 words across 2 lines.

How many followers does Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet have?

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet has 38,437 followers on Instagram (38.4K). Set against 48 accounts followed, the audience works out to about 801 followers per account Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet follows. Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet has built a substantial archive of 837 posts.

What is Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet's engagement rate?

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet's engagement rate on Instagram is 1.65%, between 1% and 3%, or 1 to 3 likes and comments per 100 followers. On a typical post that comes to about 1 like or comment for every 61 followers. Likes outnumber comments by roughly 172 to 1, with 516 likes and 3 comments on an average post, so most reactions are taps rather than replies.

What does Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet post about on Instagram?

Flinque files Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet under Podcast, with Entertainment as a secondary category. Of the 10 most recent posts shown for Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet, 8 are videos and 2 are carousels. The 10 recent Instagram captions Flinque holds for Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet repeatedly use the words comment, we’ll, send, episode and comedypodcast. Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet's captions carry hashtags such as #beachtoosandy, #comedypodcast and #beachtoosandywatertoowet. Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet writes those captions mainly in English.

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